Endless Funds

When I first heard of the 'Endless Funds' I laughed for at least fifteen minutes.  Endless funds is stunting at the finest.  It's hard to accurately define the progress so I'm going to tell you the story I was told.

On a date with one chick, he stopped by the bank to take out his last $2500 out of the bank account.  He told her he got a text from someone that needed to hold a little bit of money.  There might have been 27 cents left in the account when he did this.  He kept all of the cash together and he took it all out to pay for the movie tickets, dinner and whatever else.  The next day, he was with another ladyfriend for lunch.  He snatched the remaining $2400 out of a compartment in his car and deposited in the bank. He told her he has been holding it in the car for a few weeks and wanted to deposit it before it came of missing. 

@AlexanderDemand