Monday, January 17, 2011

Being Late

Trying to save money on dates and shit?  This is probably going to be the best advice I can give you on this blog.  Of course you already know what I'm going to say, it's in the title.  It's simple.  Be late.

Just think about a movie date.  This advice will work in every city but New York City and holiday nights in Miami.  

Schedule a date to the last possible movie that night.  Make sure the reason why you have to go to a movie so late is money related.  This will eventually be the same reason why you are late to the movies.  Nowadays movies are $12-$18 a ticket times two people.  The snacks (popcorn, candy, and drinks) will run you another $16+.  A date to the movies could be $50+ easily.  This doesn't even include the essential before or after movie dinner which will coast you anywhere from $30 to $80 for an average person.

On the contrary, in-home movie night costs very little.  Redbox $1.  Popcorn out of walmart $4 (10pack).  Chicken, vegetable and rice, juice (basic ass dinner)  $20.  Right now our budget is half of that of the movie date and already includes dinner.  Add a $12 bottle of wine for the ladyfriend.  You should already have a bottle of something in your house for you to drink.  In this budget we can even include a $3 box of condoms. Literally, more bang for your buck.

Don't be dumb though.  If you purchased these tickets in advance, be early.


In my church date post, I explained the benefits of going to church late.  In the movies section of this post, I included dinner dates as well.  I'm going to return to this subject at a later date.

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