Bagging the Bartender

There are several reasons why you should bag the bartender.

Reason 1: Better Drinks

When the bartender is fond of you, she will tend to give you more alcohol than normal.  Need I say more?

Reason 2: Free Drinks

Whether you are taking shots with the bartender or she's not charging you, it's all good.  Club drinks are expensive.  The markup is ridiculous.  They buy alcohol at half the price that you can buy it in a liquor store.  And then they turn around and sell it for 4-20 times that price that you could buy it in the store. When you do the numbers and think about how many drinks you will have in three hours at a club or bar, the bartender can save you thousands.  Give her a generous tip, take her to lunch, go to the movies with her and/or give her the best intercourse she's had in her life.  This is a lucrative investment.

Reason 3: No Wait in Line

When there are 20 people ahead of you in line and she see's your face, she will make that eye contact to see if she can get your order by sign language.  You gotta have sign language for the bartenders.  In my time, we have had plenty of signals to get the bartenders attention.  I could take pictures of them, but I'm lazy.  I will, however, do my best to describe a few signals for you.  When we wanted to order the incredible hulk, we would make a muscled and point at our biceps.  The signal for a bottle of rose is the simplest.  Holding your hands horizontally with palms facing each other about a foot apart.  Just think about placing one hand on the bottom of the bottle and one hand on top, but the bottle isn't actually there.  Patron and pineapple was a simple thumbs up.  Bartenders start to remember this stuff if you go to them enough.

Reason 4: Free entry to club

There's not a whole lot to say about this, but a lot of bartenders have a short list at the door.  Reduced entry, free entry, free before a certain time, vip entry, etc.  This is definitely a bonus.

Reason 5: Meet other hoes

She's too busy to keep tabs on you.  It's possible to get free drinks and bring them to other shorties.  It's all part of the game.  If the place is crowded, mingle around and find some cuties.  She'll never know. lol

This nappy head guy below knows all about this.

If your girlfriend is a bartender, get her out of my city.

@AlexanderDemand